Sane Soccer

Few events create a frenzy as crude and deafening as an Argentine soccer game. And trust us, in the middle of it all is not where you want to be. The only way to do fútbol is with the specialist Playargentina, which will arrange a private box, access to training sessions, and former players and coaches as hosts ($1,500 for two). The company can also get you into golfing clubs, stage amateur boxing matches, and set up parachuting trips complete with a private instructor, plane, and airspace ($ $7,600 for two). 54-11/4803-7505;

$ Establishment accepts no charge/credit cards or accepts cards other than the American Express Card.